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Denise in an obvious effort to make Pat jealous said, "This is going to be wonderful." Pat sat with his painted fingernails nervously playing with the hem of his dress. She slipped her arm around Jack's neck and kissed him deeply. Jack returned the kiss heartily with his tongue buried deep in Denise's throat.

Pat watched for what was just seconds but seemed hours. He compared Jack to himself. Jack was tall, strong, and handsome. He was short, frail and dainty. Jack had big shoulders, hairy chest and small waist. He had soft shoulders, soft hairless chest and wide hips. Jack had on slacks and jacket and short hair. He had on a dress, apron and long curled hair. There was a big lump showing in Jack's pants. He had no lump showing under his dress..

How could he compete with Jack for Denise's love? She said she loved him but she was in the arms of another man. As they broke their embrace Denise said, "Patti, go ask Mom if Jack can stay for dinner."

Pat obediently, rose and rustled out of the room like a well trained waitress. He tried to move as femininely as possible, constantly aware of his prominences pushing out the apron.

The sound of rustling skirts announced the return of Pat to the kitchen. Mrs. Johnson watched as Pat unloaded the tray. "Denise wants him to stay for dinner," Pat mumbled. "How could she do this to me.

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Mrs. Johnson said, "Relax dear, Denise loves you but wants to get even with Jack for last year's dumping. Please let her have her fun. Go tell her it's okay and you'll serve dinner in a hour. Then come back and help me prepare dinner."

Upon entering the living room this time, Denise was even more compromised, her skirt high on her thighs and Jacks hand on her breast. They jumped to order when they heard Pat enter. "Dinner will be in an hour." Pat silently went back to the kitchen wondering why Denise had to go to such lengths to get even with Jack.

Mrs. Johnson said that since Jack believed that Pat was the maid, he would have to serve dinner and eat in the kitchen.

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Dinner was ready exactly on time. When everyone was seated, Pat served the dinner and returned to the kitchen. He could hear the laughter and giggles from the dinning room. He tried to listen at the door. Dr. Johnson just wanted to talk football. Jack commented, " Mrs. Johnson, you're so lucky to have such good help...Patti seems so well trained too."

After dinner Pat collected the empty plates and blushed as all eyes followed his every move. Jack followed Patti to the kitchen to wash his hands, "If I ever have a dinner party, I'd love you to serve. You are so alluring and feminine in that uniform." Pat felt strong arms around his waist and when he turned, Jack firmly kissed him on the lips. He struggled and started to open his mouth to say no but Jack's tongue entered slightly. Boldly he said, "I just want you to know I find you very attractive."

Pat choked out a "Thank you," and he returned to serve coffee. Mrs. Johnson said for Jack's benefit, "I talked to your mother today; your sister is going to stay with her for a while, so you can stay here longer if you like. We'll talk about it later."

Jack had to catch a plane. Pat retrieved Jack's coat from the living room and he thanked Patti with kiss, but this time it was a peck on the cheek. Then a long kiss with Denise at the door in front of all, and he left.

As Pat finished the dishes, Mrs. Johnson said, "You did alright tonight, Pat, I'm glad you helped."

Denise joined in and giggled, "Yeah, that was great fun. I love you! Can you imagine Jack's face if he knew he was being served by my husband, and his best friend has a crush on my husband and a date with him. This is such fun and I must say you make a fabulous looking girl. I bet he even made a pass at you?"

Pat said, "I think so." then thought, What can I do...just hope that when it's over Denise and he could go back to the way things were. Maybe I should just have fun and take it in the spirit that Denise and her parents are.

Dr. Johnson made some comment on how much he enjoyed dinner and being served by such a adorable girl. "Any time you want a job as a maid, you've got it."